Sorbet for the eyes

Management would like to apologize for the disturbing 'exes porn-photos.' We're sorry you had to see those but hope you understand that -- like the Danish, Prophet-Mohmad cartoon that's caused such a stir -- they're presented in the spirit of poignancy rather than offensiveness. So, please, no rioting.

Having said that, we understand that some of you may feel that these images have been burned onto your retinas (technically impossible, but, as they say, 'perception is reality'), so we offer the following lovely images to help clean your optic palate.

Best viewed while thinking the song, "The Girl from Ipanema."