Dear “Anonymous Said,”Thank you for visiting the suggestion box.
This is a rather tall order. Let me make sure I’ve got it right. You’d like:
1-An advice-dispensing stripper (you didn’t say whether she [or he?] had to be currently gainfully employed as an erotic dancer.)
2-Someone to arrange an introduction to a lesbian willing to beat up your nuts.
3-A hand job.
Hmmm. I’ll give it some thought. In the meantime, pull down your pants, have a seat, give YOURSELF a hand job and finish reading my story.
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Dear Ask a Stripper -
I'm LOVING your story. I've got stains on my bedsheet to prove it. My question is this: I'm a straight guy who's interested in this strap on thing. But, like many are scared of needles, I'm scared of big things in my ass. Are there little, tiny strap ons that can be used on me so my bunghole doesn't become 35W.
Thanks!
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