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Up until December of ‘06, the House of ErotiqueArte had two occupants… Consenting Adult Girl and Consenting Adult Boy. For two madcap years, Girl and Boy romped naked through the house acting out whatever sexual fantasy came to mind. The House of ErotiiqueArte saw sex on every piece of furniture, in every room and with every conceivable accessory.

Then some stuff happened and… well… long story short, somebody changed the locks.

For the past 15 months Girl has been able only to peer through the fogged-up windows from the street… watching helplessly as the empty pizza boxes, crushed beer cans and used condoms piled up in the corners.

(Yeesh. Talk about a jizz fest!)

Recently, however, Girl obtained a new key. The House of ErotiqueArte will, once again, reflect not just the XY, but also the XX porn aesthete.

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Before moving forward, there are just a couple of house cleaning items…

First:

Regarding, “My Favorite Woman and Me:”

So what is it???

A- Boy Photo-shopped on top of Gillian Anderson
B- Lost footage of Boy and Girl
C- Boy and Boy’s dick
D- Boy and some House of ErotiqueArte interloper


Second:

Regarding, “Rate That Pussy:”

Girl was flattered to read that Boy thought her pussy “… so far above the scale, it’s not even on the same counting system.” But her satisfaction fizzled once she got a load of the competition.

That poor, overworked poom-poom is about as appetizing as off-brand meat sold door-to-door. But maybe that’s just Girl’s XX sensibility.

Say, I know...