FREE! Don't you just love that word? Free. But, are we really free when our phone calls and our internet wanderings are basically the property of the NSA, FBI, CIA or whatever snoopy government agency wants to check our leashes?... but I digress. No, what is free in this context is your own personal porn -- just in time for the holidays! Send us a DVD or videotape, a stamped, self-addressed envelope with enough postage for the return of your material and an additional DVD and we will edit into watchable form, add music and provide a cover. Up to 1 hour of DVD sexytime! What's the catch? We at Erotiquearte will be allowed to use a screen capture of the finished project -- we can pixel out your face if you request -- so that we can CHARGE the next wave of personal porn enthusiasts. Email us at erotiquearte@yahoo.com if you're interested.And now, back to our program!
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